Three little boys are arguing about whose daddy is fastest.

The first says, "Well my Daddy has to be the fastest because he can shoot an arrow at a target and be at the target before the arrow gets there!"

The second says, "That's nothing! My Daddy can shoot his gun and be at the target before the bullet gets there!"

The third says, " My daddy is faster then either of your Daddy's! He's a state employee who doesn't get off work until 4:30 but he's home everyday by 3:45!"