An old prospector walk's his tired old mule into this
western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for
about six months without a drop of whiskey . He walked
up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old
mule to the hitch rail .

As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his
face and clothes, a gunslinger walked out of the
saloon. He had a gun in one hand and a bottle of
whiskey in the other hand he looked at the old man and
laughed .

Then he said, "Hey old man have you ever danced?" The
old man looked up at him and said "No, I never did
dance, I just never did want to".

A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said
"Well you old fool you're gonna dance now". And he
started shooting at the old man's feet. The old man
was hopping around and every body was laughing. He
fired his last bullet then holstered his gun and he
turned around to go back into the saloon.

The old man reached up on the mule got his shotgun and
pulled the hammer's back making a clicking sound. The
gunslinger heard this then every thing got quiet. He
turned around and was looking at both barrels aimed at
him.

The old man asked him " Did you ever kiss a mule right
on the ass hole?"

The gunslinger swallowed then said "No, but I've
always wanted to."