A yound lady went to confession. She told the priest that she's called a man a son of a biatch.
When the priest asked her why, she said, "Well, we were out in the back sat of his cat and he touched my breast."
"Like this said the priest?"
"Yes." she said. "Then he touched me down there".
"Like this?" said the Priest.
"Then he stuck his penis in me."
"Like this?" said the priest.
"Yes. Then he came in me."
"Like this?" gasped the priest in ecstacy.
"Then he told me he was sorry he had done this as he had the clap."
"Son Of A Biach!" said the priest.