It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung out the wash to dry,put a roast in the oven, and then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.

"Goodness, it's hotter dan hell toaday." She mused to herself as she walked down Main Street . She passed a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?"

So she walked in and took a seat at the bar.

The bartender walked up and asked her what she would like to drink.

"Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold beer."

"Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked.

Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yur viener?"!