The Lord watches Adam walking alone in the Garden of Eden. The sight troubles Him. He calls Adam over and tells him that he is going to give him a companion and partner called "woman".

Adam looks a little doubtful so the Lord explains that this companion and partner will be absolutely loyal to him, will obey his every wish and command and will give him pleasure and ecstasy beyond his wildest imaginings. In short, as the Lord explains, she will be whatever your wildest dreams ever imagined! She will be yours to command!

Adam still looks a little doubtful. He asks the Lord: " How much will this "woman" cost me.

The Lord says, yes she will be expensive "probably an arm and a leg".

Adam asks: "What can I get for a rib?"