SwampFox
(member)
12/24/05 05:03 PM
Re: Blonde Jokes? Why Not...

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'blim' could be used to create new words that describe them:

Blimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes
Blimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes
Blimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract the attention of males
Blimbar - a bar where blondes hang out wearing bimbait
Blimbag - a blonde's purse
Blimbrushes - essential equipment in a bimbag
Blimbastic surgeon - specialist in breast enhancements for blondes
Blimbeeper - special instrument used as a homing device for lost blondes
Blimbellow - sound emanating from a blonde after she finally got the most recent blonde joke she heard
Blimbillion? - a blonde giving an estimate of anything
Blimblaze - the result of a blonde trying to cook
Blimblues - a blonde's state of mind after her latest boyfriend ditched her
Blimboette - a young blonde
Blimbonese - language spoken by blondes, largely unintelligible to anyone else
Blimbonique behavior - airhead behavior, unique to blondes
Blimboozle - to fool a blonde
Blimbore - a blonde who uses "like" more than 10 times in a sentence
Blimbozo - another name for a blonde
Blimboron - a blonde even less intelligent than most other blondes
Blimbrownie - a well-tanned blonde
Blimbrunette - a blonde who dyes her hair brunette, usually to appear smarter than she actually is
Blimburden - blonde carrying too many bags at the mall



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