Mel
(member)
09/27/06 04:43 PM
Dean's Admonition

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students:

"The female dormitory is out of bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to female students," the dean said.

"Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $20. The second time you will be fined $60. A thirds time will cost you $180," he said.

"Are there any questions?"

One male student asked, "How much is a season pass?"




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