A hindu, a rabbi and a lawyer were involved in an accident. They asked a local farmer for help. The farmer said he had only two sleeping beds and the third would have to sleep in the barn. The hindu volunteered first, but complained that there was a cow in the barn and that was sacrilegious. The rabbi then volunteered, but later complained to the farmer that there was swine in the barn. The lawyer then said he would take the barn. The cow and the pig then came to the house.