LITTLE BLUE PILL

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the Pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill.

The pharmacist asked "How many?" The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each oneinto four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex."

The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even think about sex much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new golf shoes.