I wish that all girls were like diamonds and rubies
And I was the jeweler I'd play with their boobies

I wish that all girls were like pies on a shelf
and I was the baker I'd eat em myself

I wish that all girls were like pieces of grass
and I was the mower I'd mow me some azz

I wish that all girls were like trees in a forest
and I was the buzzsaw, I'd buzz their &*^$oris