Old Mother Hubbard,
went to the cupboard,
to get her poor doggie a bone;

When old Mother Hubbard,
bent over the cupboard,
Rover gave her a bone of his own.
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Jack was nimble,
Jack was quick,
But Jack still scorched
His little dick.
........

There once was a hermit named Dave.
He had a dead whore in his cave.
He had to admit, it stunk quite a bit
But think of the money he saved.
.......

Hickory Dickory Dock,
Three mice ran up her sock,
Two stopped at the garter,
The other went farther,
Hickory Dickory Dock.