Went to my new doctor for my annual EXAM. The nurse started with certain basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asks. "200," I say.

The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 215.

The nurse asks, "Your height?" "6 foot 0," I say.

The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 10".

She then takes my blood pressure, and tells me it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I screamed. "When I came in here, I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac. What a biatch!