The insufficient evidence was due to the fact they couldn't find a tape measure long enough to measure it with. You see, there was confusion from the start, as they were initially looking for a suspect in the age range of 1 to 3 weeks, due to the suspect being identified as 12's long and 13 ounces. However, upon realization that it was in reference to my man hood, the female judge quickly called for a 3 hour chamber meeting, at which I proved to her "if it doesn't fit, you must acquit"!

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