Two alligators were sittin' at the side of the swamp. The smaller one
>turned to the bigger, and said, " I can't understand how you kin be so
>much bigger'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I
>just don't get it!" "Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin'?
>"Politicians, same as you", replied the small gator. "Hmm. Well,
>where do y'all catch em?" "Down 'tother side of the swamp, near the
>parkin' lot by the Capitol." "Same here. Hmmm. How do you catch 'em?"
>"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexuses and waits fer one to unlock
>the door. Then I jumps out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the poopoo out of
>'em, and eat 'em!" "Ah!", says the big alligator, "I think I see your
>problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you
>get done shakin' the poopoo outta a politician, there ain't nothin' left
>but an asshole and a briefcase!"