I can't let that stand as the ARKIE Yoke fo the day.....

young arkie goes courtin.. gone for the weekend....
come trudgin up the hollow and meets the old man rockin in his chair on the porch puffin on a corncob pipe....

Timmy John says "DADDY, I founf the perfect woman... She sews her own clothes, grows a garden.. went fishin and caught more fish than me, cooked it as good as granny's catfish ... got a face prettier than a hereford calf and best of all...... I think she is still a virgin!!!!"

The old man spits and says "Son, if she aint good enuf for her own family, she aint good enuf for ours!!!""""

now dat is an ARKIE story .. though it is older than IIFID's kids..