Wayne Gretzky Gambles With God
Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemieux, and Steve Yzerman all die and meet in heaven.

God is sitting in his chair and says to Mario: "Mario what do yo believe in?"

"I believe hockey is the greatest thing in the world and the best sport in the history of mankind," replied Mario.

To that God says: "Take the seat to my left."

Then God asks Steve: "What do you believe in?"

Steve replies: "I believe in bravery and courage. To me, those qualities best exemplify man."

To that God says: "Good answer. Please take the seat to my right."

Finally, God turns to Wayne Gretzky and asks: "Wayne what do you believe in?"

Wayne thinks about this question for a moment. Then looks at God and says: "I believe you're sitting in My seat."