10. How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?

9. Oh yeah I used to skip school all the time.

8. Just leave all of the lights on. It makes the house look so much more cheery.

7. Let me smell that shirt- Yeah it's not too bad, wear it for another week.

6. Go ahead and keep the stray dog. I'll be glad to feed it and walk it every day.

5. Well if Jimmy's Mom says it OK, well that's just good enough for me.

4. Oh that's different! If everybody is doing it, then go right ahead!

3. No don't bother with a jacket - that wind chill is sure to improve.

2. The curfew is just a general time to shoot for..it's not like aI'm running a prison around here!

And the #1 thing that you'll never hear your mom sayy:
I don't have a tissue with me so just use your sleeve.