I was on my way home and my gas tank was on empty. Pay day wasn't til the next day. I was broke ($5 in my pocket..including change)but figured that I just needed enough to get me home and back to work the next day. I stopped at a gas station and, of course, it was pre-pay. I went in and gave the Marge Simpson look alike behind the counter my $5 (including change) and told her I needed some gas. She looked at the money, smiled at me, farted loudly twice and handed me a receipt......