A confirmed atheist is out fishing one afternoon when the Loch Ness monster upsets the boat. The atheist and boat are tossed in the air and the monster opens its jaws to swallow both.

In the air, the atheist cries out: " "Lord, help me!"

The whole awful scene freezes.

A Voice booms from above " I thought you don't believe in Me!"

The atheist whimpers: " Lord, give me a break! Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"