Seniors are the nation's leading carriers of AIDS!

Hearing AIDS
Band AIDS
Roll AIDS
Walking AIDS
Medical AIDS
Government AIDS
Most of all - monetary AID to their kids

The golden years have come at last. I cannot see, I cannot pee, I cannot chew, I cannot screw, My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks, no sense of smell, I look like hell, my body is drooping, got trouble pooping. The golden years have come at last. THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ASS!!!