Young Tommy just got potty trained, but when he goes to the bathroom he manages to hit everything but the toilet, so his Mom has to constantly go in and clean up after him. Finally, after two weeks of this she can't take it anymore and takes Tommy to the Doctor.

After the examination the Doctor tells the Mom that Tommy's penis is a bit small and maybe they could try an old wives tale to give Tommy two slices of toast every morning, and then his peniswill grow so he can hold it better and therefore take a better aim.

the next morning tommy jumped out of bed and ran downstairs to the kitchen. There on the table were twelve slices of toast. "Mom" Tommy yells, "The doctor said I only had to eat two slices of toast"

" I know" sais his mother. "The other ten are for your father"!!!!!!