Two friends, a rich guy and a poor guy, are sitting at a bar just after Christmas.
Poor guy asks the rich guy what he got his wife for Christmas.
The rich guy says, "I got her a Mercedes and a diamond ring."
The poor guy asks, "Why the hell would you get her BOTH a Mercedes AND a diamond ring?!"
His rich friend answers, "Well if she doesn't like the diamond ring, she can take it back to the store in the Mercedes and still have a new car to drive."
They sit there for a second, and the rich friend asks his poor friend what he got his wife for Christmas.
The poor guy answers, "I got my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo."
The puzzled rich friend had to ask, "Now why would you get your wife a pair of slippers and a dildo?"
The poor guy answers, "Well if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."