Jewish Want Ads

Divorced Jewish man seeks partner to attend shul with, light Shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses and Bar Mitzvahs. Religion not important.
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Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good.
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I am a sensitive Jewish prince to whom you can open your heart to share your innermost thoughts and deepest secrets. Confide in me. I'll understand your insecurities. No fatties, please.
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Jewish male, 34. Very successful, smart, independent, self-made. Looking for a girl whose father will hire me.
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Single Jewish woman, 29, into disco, mountain climbing, skiing, track and field. Has slight limp.