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Sandy was delivering his lecture to the tourists as he drove the tour bus through central Scotland. " Here we hammered the English at Bannockburn. Aye! they were no match for we Scots!" " Here we defeated the murderous redcoats!" " Here we upheld the honor of Scotland and routed the cowardly English!" Finally, an English tourist, somewhat upset by this slightly one sided narrative of history, spoke up and asked: " Surely the English won some fights with the Scots?" Sandy glares and says: " Not while I'm driving this bus!" |