There was this salesman that would travel all over the country. On one of his long travels he found himself in this little back country hick town. He was dieing of thurst so he pulled into this little bar.. he went inside and ordered a cold beer.
As he was drinking it he noticed a donkey sitting at the other end of the bar with a bucket full of money so the salesman askes the bar keep what the deal is with the donkey?
The bar keep replyed, "He has been sitting there for months. He is charging people 5.00 bucks a piece to try and make him laugh."
The salesman says, "Really, do you mind if I give it a shot?"
The bar keep said no not at all ....so the salesman walked over and whisperd in his ear and the donkey fell off the stool laughing his ass off!
The salesman took the money and left.
About 2 years later the salesman was travaling through the same area and decided to stop back off for another beer.
When he sat down the same Donkey was sitting at the other end of the bar.
The Barkeep reconized the Salesman rightaway so they started talking and the salesman askes what was up with the donkey.
This time the bar keep replyed "Well he is charging $5.00 per person to try and make him cry."
So the salesman said ok... he walkes over to the donkey and then turns back to the bar keep and asks if he could take the donkey outside for just a second.
The bar keep said go ahead.. so he did.
They were barely out the door when the donkey comes back in crying!
The salesman walks over and picks up the bucket of money and starts to leave.
The bar keep yells "Wait just a second I have to know what happened...first you come in here and make this donkey laugh when nobody else could then you comeback 2 years later and make him cry. What the hell did you say to him??"
The Salesman Smiled and says, "Ok ...the first time I walked over and told the donkey that I had a bigger tallywacker than him."
The bar keep says, "Ok, then what?"
The saleman replys,"Then I took him outside and showed him."