...still damn funny though!

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Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, begins screaming "Allahu Akbar!", raises the knife, and charges at you and your family.
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer:

� Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
� Just what is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP? A new cell phone?
� Does the man look poor, hungry or oppressed?
� Is he really a terrorist or am I guilty of profiling?
� Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Have I brought this on myself?
� Could we run away?
� What does my wife think?
� What about the kids?
� Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to my children?
� I need to debate this with some of my like-minded friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
� This is all so confusing!

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click.... (Sounds of inserting a new clip)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click.

Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?”

Son: “Can I shoot the next one?”

Wife: “ You are not taking that to the taxidermist!”

Jones