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SwampFox said:
Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron, standing over a lifeless man.

The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?

"Yes" says the woman.

"Did you hit him with that golf club?

"Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, dropping the club and putting her hands on her face.

"How many times did you hit him?

"I don't know -- put me down for a five."

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If Miss Bud still shows up at this dump---she ought to steal that one