So I was walking through the mall, and saw that there was now a “Muslim" Book Store. I was wondering what exactly was in a “Muslim" book store so I went on in.

I was wandering around taking a look and the clerk stopped me asked if he could help me, I imagine I didn’t look like his normal clientele.

So I asked for a copy of the U.S. Immigration Policy Book regarding Muslims.

The Clerk said, “F*ck off, get out, and stay out!”

I said, “Yep, that's the one. Do you have that in paperback copy?”