An attorney calls a very wealthy client and asks for a meeting in the lawyer's office.

When the client arrives, the attorney says,..."I've got good news and bad news."

"I've had a bad morning" replies the client, "so give me the good news first."

"The good news is that your wife spent $10,000 for five pictures and they're now worth about $5 million dollars."

"Wow,...Are you serious ?......I can't believe it,...she's smarter than I thought. Wow!......so, now, tell me the bad news!"

"The bad news is that they're photos of you in bed with your secretary