"WTF kinda drugs were they doing to come up with this??And what were you looking for when you found this??"
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A poker buddy emailed me the link, and I've sent it on to most everyone I know. They all think it's a hoot, so we're similarly warped. Shows that I probably need to clean up my act and get a whole new set of friends (or more likely, they do).

"Sally the itchy wh*** celebrated by scratchin' her front porch."