When his son refused to get a job, his father insisted he join the Marine Corps.

At the physical, the Doctor directed the reluctant recruit to read the eye chart across the room.

''What chart doc?" the young man asked.

"The one on the wall!'' the doctor said.

'What wall?' said the young man.

Sensing he had a deadbeat on his hands, and wanting to fill the quota, the doctor asked his very attractive nurse to strip down naked and walk into the exam room.

'Now what do you see son?'

"Doc, I can't see a thing, I'm as blind as a bat."

"Well, you may not see anything, the doctor said, but your d*ck is pointing straight towards Paris Island, South Carolina."

"Welcome to the U.S. Marine Corps!'