1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, every day is even better.

2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After F***ing don't eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level.

SO, REMEMBER ...

6. FISHING is good for your health and soul,
And may the Good Lord cleanse your FILTHY Mind!