Man comes home from work tired. Ready for a beer, paper and relaxing on the couch.
The Wife comes in and says "You need to leave. I'm having a bunch of the girls over for a co-cktail party!"
He refuses to leave his own home so she says that as long as he will behave he can stay.The appointed hour arrives and she is in the kitchen making H'dourves.
She tells him to go out and entertain the ladys until she is ready.
She comes out of the kitchen to find an empty room,except for her husband.
"WHERE ARE THE LADIES?"she screamed.
To which he replied,"They asked for co-cktail, I told them a few and they got up and left."