A man has six children and he is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife Mother of Six in spite of her objections.

One night they go to a party. The man decides that its time to go home, and he wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, shall we go home, Mother of Six? His wife irritated by her husbands lack of discretion, shouts back, anytime youre ready, Father of Four!