A guy comes to work on Monday with a black eye. His boss asks him what happened.
"Yesterday, I was sitting behind this big woman at church, and we all stood up to sing, and the skirt of her dress was stuck in her crack. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and glared at me real mean like."
So the boss asked, "Alright, so how did you get the black eye?"
The guy says, "I figured she looked at me like that because she didn't want me pulling the dress out, so I stuck it back in."