My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at end of month. If I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money.

He says pay minimum and let our kids worry about rest but already we can hardly keep up with interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he gives a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.

Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and next with people who say the Pope is Anti-Christ, and next he's with Muslims.

Finally, last straw. He's demanding before anyone can be in same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath.

It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed,
Lost in DC

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Dear Lost:

Stop whining, Michelle.

You get to live in White House for free, travel world, and have others pay for everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. Rest of us are stuck with the SOB for two more years!

Signed,
Abby