This guy is sitting at home alone when he
hears a knock on the front door.
There are two sheriff's deputies there; he
asks if there is a problem.
One of the deputies asks if he is married,
and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.
The guy says "sure " and shows him a picture
of his wife. The sheriff says,
"I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your
wife's been hit by a truck."
The guy says, " I know, but she has a great
personality and is an excellent cook. "