Mel climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million years mean to You?"

"A minute." The Lord replies.

Mel then asks, "And Lord, what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Mel thinks for a second and asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute."