MB2
(member)
03/28/11 10:38 AM
Re: Blonde Jokes? Why Not...

Dear Friends ,

Many of you may not know this; but I have been very busy over the last 2 weeks putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book about golf. After all, some of the information I gained for this book was a direct result of golfing with my friends !!!!!!
I believe my new book on GOLF will give the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of struggle and experience. I'm hopeful that you find this book a useful tool . The topics covered are as follows:


Chapter 1 - How to properly line up your fourth putt

Chapter 2 - How to hit a Nike from the rough, when you hit a Titleist from the tee

Chapter 3 - How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in a bunker

Chapter 4 - How to get more distance off the shank

Chapter 5 - When to give the marshal the finger

Chapter 6 - Using your shadow on the green to maximize earnings

Chapter 7 - When to implement handicap management

Chapter 8 - Proper excuses for drinking alcohol before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to rationalize a 6- hour round

Chapter 10- When a divot may be classified as sod

Chapter 11 - How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water

Chapter 12 - Why your spouse doesn't care that you birdied the 5th

Chapter 13- Using curse words creatively to control ball flight

Chapter 14-When to let a foursome play through your twosome

Chapter 15 - How to relax when you're hitting 'five' off the tee

Chapter 16 - When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent

Chapter 17 - God and the meaning of the birdie-to-bogey 3 putt

Chapter 18 - When to re-grip your ball retriever

Chapter 19- Throwing your clubs: an effective stress-reduction technique

Chapter 20 - Can you purchase a better golf game?

Chapter 21 - Why male golfers will pay $5.00 a beer from the cart girl and give her a $3 tip; but will balk at $4.50 at the 19th hole and stiff the bartender

Thank you all in advance for your order!!!



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