Woke up this morning a bit late, about 8:15 ish.
Called down to the wife for breakfast and got no answer.
Got up and went downstairs to the kitchen and there she was, face down on the floor.
Dead!
At that moment I completely lost it, my whole world fell apart, tears were welling in my eyes.............

Then a moment of pure inspiration........

....McDonalds does Breakfast until 10:30 !