"Well, Jesus, he was walkin' around one time . . . and here was a big crowd of people had a man hemmed up and they was fixing to stone him, you know, mash him to death with rocks. Jesus, he says, 'Wait a minute here, you people, don't none of you'uns read scripture? ' Says, 'It's wrote down right there in the gospels, let the one amongst ye who is without sin cast the first stone!'

"So that kind of stopped 'em , made 'em think you know, but about that time here come a little woman out of that crowd and she just bustled right up there and picked up a big donnick (hillbilly word for rock) and let it fly at that man they had caught up - like to brained him. And Jesus, he says, 'Mother, sometimes you just come awful close to pissin' me off'. "