A guy wakes up next morning in his house after the annual office Christmas party blow out. He knows from the pounding in his ears, the cotton feeling in his mouth - and his complete inability to recall what went on at the party - that bad things might have happened.

He comes downstairs and his wife -without a word - puts a cup of coffee in front of him. He is half afraid to ask but knows that he must ask -or not go on living. He asks:" "What happened last night?"

His wife is really rather merciful and doesn't snarl" You really want to know?" but instead lays it out.

The wife says: " You managed to insult the entire Board of Directors of the company and also the chairman of the Board".

The husband says: " He's an arrogant, stuck up prick. Piss on him!"

The wife says: " You did - all over his new suit. He fired you on the spot".

The husband ( frightened but still defiant) says: " Well, screw him!"

The wife says: "I did. You go back on Monday".