A guy came into a meeting one day with two black eyes. One of his pals asked him how he got them.

The guy replied that a woman had stood up in front of him at church, and he had noticed that her skirt was pulled up into her butt cheeks, and he had pulled it down. Whereupon, she promptly poked him in the eye.

The pal said that explained the one black eye, but what about the other.

The guy said he figured that the woman wanted her skirt to be pulled up that way so the next time she stood up, he put it back up there.......