The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think
25 to life would be appropriate.--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.--Jay
Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for
it.--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.--David Letterman