I took a Cadillac Escalade out for a test drive just to drive that
sucker before they become extinct...
The salesman sat in the passenger seat describing the car and all its wonderful options.
The seats were of particular interest. He explained that they
directed warm air to your butt in the winter cold and directed cool air to
your butt in the summer heat.
I stated the car must be a Republican car. Looking a bit confused,
he asked why I thought it was a Republican car?
I explained that if it were a Democrat car, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership...
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