Lucifer himself was walking around [beeep], observing all the
suffering. He was on a mission to be sure everyone was enduring the
maximum pain when he noticed a chubby old guy with white hair sweating and
shoveling coal.

The guy was obviously in great distress, but the Devil decided
he just wasn't suffering sufficiently.

So, he walked up to the perspiring old fellow and whispered in
his ear,

"Hey, Teddy... Have I told you a Republican got your Senate
seat?