A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, he says:

"Take this pistol and go out and shoot:

six illegal aliens,
six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists, and
a rabbit. "
"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"