A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor, "What happened?"

Woman," Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."

Doctor,"I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle".

2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.

Woman,"Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk I gargled with chamomile tea and gargled and nothing happened."

Doctor:"You see how keeping your mouth shut helps."