SwampFox
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12/14/05 03:34 AM
Were All Going To Hell Anyway

Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother
was very mischievous, always getting into trouble. The
other brother, however, was very good. He was always
kind to animals, helped elderly neighbors, and led an
exemplary life.

As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were
never close. The evil brother became a heavy drinker
and a womanizer. The other brother was a devoted
husband and father and supported many charities.

One day the evil brother died.Then, after a few years,
the good brother passed away. He went to heaven and
was rewarded with a happy afterlife. One day he went
to God and asked, "Where is my brother? He died before
me, but I have not seen him here in heaven."

God replied "As you know your brother led an evil life
so he is not spending eternity here in heaven. He has
been sent elsewhere."

"I'm sorry to hear that," the good brother replied.
"But I do miss him and wish I could see him again."

"You can see him if you wish," God said. "I will give
you the power to gaze into ****."

So the power was granted and the good brother gazed
into ****. Before long he saw his brother sitting on a
bench. In one arm he held a keg of beer, and in the
other he cradled a gorgeous young blonde.

The good brother turned to God and said, "I can't
believe what I'm seeing. I have found my brother, and
he has a keg of beer in one arm and a beautiful woman
in the other. Surely, **** can not be that bad."

God explained. "Things are not always as they seem.
The keg has a hole in it. The blonde doesn't."



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