A funny Obama motto: "A penny saved is a penny taxed."

Another funny Obama motto: "If at first you don't succeed, change the rules."

When Obama and tax collectors meet, they wink at each other.

Under an Obama presidency the IRS will be more diligent about detecting red flags, like leftover money in your bank account after you pay your taxes.

Obama says we should be proud to pay more taxes, but the funny thing is that most of us could be just as proud for half the money.

Have you ever noticed how Obama thinks nothing is impossible as long as somebody else has to pay for it?

There's nothing wrong with the people who voted for Obama that becoming taxpayers won't cure.

Once Obama is president if you get up early, work late and get a second job, you will still be able to get ahead - if you hit the lottery.

Blessed are they who find Obama funny, for they shall never cease to be entertained.

When Obama is sworn in as President, the only real "gun nuts" will be the people who don't have any.

It's a funny thing about socialists; give one an inch and the next thing you know he'll be president.

Obama said "NO" to drugs, but they must not have heard him.

Even though Obama doesn't have any experience, we'll get plenty.

Obama's cabinet is shaping up to be a funny sort of life form; lots of legs but no brains.

Critics are telling lies about Obama... and most of them are true. (Tip o'the hat to Winston Churchill.)

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average Obama voter. (Another tip o'the hat to Winston Churchill.)

The Obama administration respects our property; they merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it. (Tip o'the hat to G. K. Chesterton.